12) The Da Vinci Room

Yet another great contribution from the the maestro of chalu: Unni. Here it is:

Da Vanci was building a new grand house for himself. But he asked the architect and engineer to pay really good attention and effort for one special room. Which is that room?

Ans: The Drawing Room!

11) The Last Wish(es)

A good contribution by sciz. Check it out! And be sure to have a lot of patience:

Once there was this man, working in a lighthouse all one on a lonely island.The island was 100's of miles from the mainland, and completely deserted.One fine day, he sees a shipwreck on the horizon.Through his telescope, he sees that all the sailors die except one who manages to swim ashore.Feeling pity on this man, the man in the light house decides to help him out.So he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where the sailor had landed.On reaching the person, he realised that the man was on the edge of death...so as a last wish the sailor asks for one last wish to be granted.The man from the lighthouse agrees and asks him what does he want as his last wish.The sailor asks for a bowl of chicken soup.The man is kinda puzzled, but agrees.So he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.He prepares chicken soup up in his cabin in the lighthouse.Then he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where the sailor had landed.He gives him the chicken soup he prepared, and then after having the soup, the man dies.The person feels pity on him ,and buries him.After burying him, he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.

The next day, he sees another shipwreck on the horizon.Through his telescope, he sees that all the sailors die except one who manages to swim ashore.So he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where this sailor had landed.On reaching the person, he realised that this man was also at the edge of death...so as a last wish this sailor too asks for one last wish to be granted.The man from the lighthouse agrees and asks him what does he want as his last wish.The sailor asks for a bowl of prawn soup.The man is now really puzzled, but agrees.So he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.He prepares prawn soup up in his cabin in the lighthouse.Then he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where the sailor had landed.He gives him the prawn soup he prepared, and then after having the soup, the man dies.The person feels pity on him ,and buries him.After burying him, he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.

The next day, he sees another shipwreck on the horizon.Through his telescope, he again sees that all the sailors die except one who amazingly manages to swim ashore.So he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where the sailor had landed.On reaching the person, he realised that this man was also at the edge of death...so as a last wish this sailor too asks for one last wish to be granted.The man from the lighthouse agrees and asks him what does he want as his last wish.The sailor asks for a bowl of chicken soup.The man is now completely puzzled, but agrees with some hesitation.So he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.He prepares prawn soup up in his cabin in the lighthouse.Then he climbs all the way down the spiral stairs, after that he crosses the long pathway that leads to the beach, and then walks all the way to the end of the beach where the sailor had landed.He give him the chicken soup he prepared, and then after having the soup, the man dies.The person feels pity on him ,and buries him.After burying him, he goes all the way back up the beach, then all the way up the pathway, and all the way up the spiral staircase.


What is the moral of the story??

10) Hitler's Drink

Ok, I’ve been too lazy with my web sites and I’m gonna stop. As Sciz inspired me – I need to stop and focus. Thanks for the support buddy. But I’m gonna need all your help. If you like this site the please tell your friends about so that they may have a heart attack too. Anyways here’s the Chalu for Today:

Which drink did Hitler hate the most?

Answer: ‘Juice’ Get it? (No offense)

9) Chapati: Redefined

What is Chapati?!

[Answer by Sciz in comments....]

8) Pandavas and Modern Mathematics

I'll make it short and simple, here goes:

' The Pandavas and Kauravas were playing dice. You know the one where Yudishtra betted his whole kingdom! So the game is warming up and the heat is on. After hours of play everybody is exhausted from the heat - They need to have a drink quick! Yudishtra asked his servent to bring him *iced* drinks. But the refrigerator wasn't invented at the time. The servent was in trouble. But you know these Indians - Damn intelligent they're( and good chaluans too!). You know what he did?!.....

He integrated* the dice into ice!'

* Integration and Differentiation from Mathematics!

7) How to take ur medicine

Well, its been a while folks and Sciz been bothering me about updating the site! SO I'm back with a true killer. This'll keep him down for a couple of weeks! Ok here goes... Q:A sardarji once cut the 4 sides of a capsule and ate the middile part, Why?! A:Yo have no side effects Howzzat?! * This Chalu Factory was made exclusively for Chalu Factory by Emil George Abraham (The 'Mash')

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